PLEASE NOTE: CHU TOI & XENA ARE NOT UP FOR ADOPTION!

Hello, my name is CHI I. LIN'S CHU TOI (as in "chew toy") and I am a hairless variety Chinese Crested dog (there is also a Powderpuff variety which is fully coated). Most of the time I run around, play and basically get crazy just like other dogs. In the winter Mommy makes me wear polar fleece pajamas so I keep warm, and in the summer she puts sunscreen on me so I don't get a sunburn (but I do get a natural tan, not spray on or from a bottle, just like all other Chinese Cresteds). I also spin around in circles with my butt to the ground. This is more fun than that yucky sunscreen! I'm extremely smart! I know where the cookies are kept, how to spell some words (Mommy thinks she's being smart by spelling "cookies, pasta, cantaloupe, mango (my favorite), and go to the vets"), how to speak, sit, stay, plus I'm also learning how to type on the computer and use the Internet!   Mommy says someday I can compose my memoirs, send them to Bareskin Publishing Co., and they may end up on the New York Times Bestseller list.   Do I get paid in mangos or cookies if this happens? 

PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO OUR IMPENDING MOVE, MOMMY IS NO LONGER TAKING ANY DOGS IN.